The Mega-Zine Museum
August 13, 1994
REVIEW: A WEEK OF WORK EXPERIENCE
Armed with big expectations of enjoying myself, finally being treated like an adult and maybe choosing my future career, I left, two weeks later, after stuffing envelopes, photocopying papers, making coffee and catching terminal boredom.
Well, I've worked out what I want to be. A rock star!
The Muso, The NEW Queen of the 'Zine
Atta girl!
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THAT DREAM...!
HEY!
Forget the squabbles about TT for a moment, this is important! The Criminal Justice Bill will not only infringe the right of travellers, ravers, squatters and hunt saboteurs, it could also affect "ordinary" people like YOU.
Yes YOU! Ramblers, tourists, even someone like you, if it is moved by the powers that be.
Investigate further and then GET YOUR VOICE HEARD!
Lil Green Plant, The Crack In The Wall
What? Even ME?? CRIKEY!
DOES ANYONE BACK THE BILL?
TOP TEN FILMS ON VIDEO THIS YEAR
- In The Line Of Fire
- The Fugitive
- Falling Down
- Honeymoon In Vegas
- Red Rock West
- Young Americans
- Assassin
- Innocent Blood
- Alive
- Hot Shots Part Deux
Noah Armin, Candlelit Coffee Morning
Yeah, good ones!
DON'T SEE STAGGERED! JUST SAY NO!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why do so many people spend their summer in the pursuit of a suntan?
Sunbathing has been proven to be very dangerous, leading to skin cancer. It is also a fundamentally vain act. Personally, I find, the colour of skin makes no difference.
Whack some sunscreen on and do something useful and productive with your summer!
Opinionate Edd
Whatever happened to fun?
NOW MY HEART IS FULL
I read the 'Zine the other day
And one letter made me shine
She wrote of love and summer days
Inspired, I wished she were mine
A vision of hope and happiness
Was what she brought upon me
I wish I knew just who you were
But I love you Loopy Linzi!
Morrissey, Desperately Seeking Linzi
Aren't we all, Mozza?!
LINZI! LINZI! REPLY TO US NOW!
EIGHT THINGS WHICH ALWAYS GO WRONG ON CAMPING TRIPS
- You forget a tin opener
- It rains!
- Pegs for the tent get lost
- Tent falls down in the middle of the night
- Batteries in your torch go flat
- The zip on your sleeping bag breaks
- You can never get the fire to light
- Cows mysteriously appear in the field!
Someone Who's Had Enough Of Camping!
We LURVE camping!
