The Mega-Zine Museum
July 20, 1994
TOP TEN TOP PEOPLE
| Jack Charlton | - | Manager Eire |
| Eric Cantona | - | Man Utd FC |
| Giorgio Armani | - | Fashion Designer |
| DJ Carl Cox | - | Rave DJ |
| Shaun Ryder | - | Ex-Happy Monday |
| Frankie Dettori | - | Top jockey |
| Ghorghe Hagi | - | Romania |
| Ice-T | - | Rapper |
| Alex Ferguson | - | Manager Man Utd FC |
| Nelson Mandela | - | Pres. South Africa |
The Masked Casual, Dublin
Shaun Ryder's lost it bigly!
UNLIKE YOUR FAST AND FURIOUS 'ZINE!
TOP TEN WHYs???
- Why is Anna Friel so gorgeous?
- Why are there clouds when it doesn't rain?
- Why is Paul Goddard so biased?
- Why is grunge metal so bad?
- Why are the Tories still in power?
- Why do women hate sensitive blokes?
- Why is British "justice" so pathetic?
- Why am I watching Coronation St?
- Why am I not a Hollywood actor?
- Why is this Top Ten not getting screened? Why IS it, more like!!!
Best Looking Boy In Town
Women love sensitivity - and Paul!
"BIASED? NO!" - MR GODDARD
TOP TEN WORLD CUP SEX GODS
| Claudio Caniggia | - | Argentina |
| Paolo Maldini | - | Italy |
| Thomas Hassler | - | Germany |
| Henrik Larsson | - | Sweden |
| Paul Caligiuri | - | USA |
| Antonio Benarrivo | - | Italy |
| Florin Radiciou | - | Romania |
| Rob Witschge | - | Holland |
| Fernando Redondo | - | Argentina |
| Dino Baggio | - | Italy |
Jurgen Klinsmann's #1 Fan
Bit of a plug ugly World Cup, I thought
WIDELY DIFFERING TASTES HERE
BAKED BEANS
Baked beans, baked beans
Oh dear, time to wash those jeans
Full of fibre and good for you
But don't eat too many whatever you do!
Call out the gas board, there's a leak
Don't try to eat them while you speak!
A meal fit for kings and queens
The one, the only, our world famous baked beans!
Poem Boy, Comin' On Strong!
Yeah, bet you are!
HOW ABOUT AN ODE TO FISH FINGERS?
TOWN REVIEW: GRIMSBY
Welcome to the teenage pregnancy capital of England! And, thanks to neighbouring Hull, one of the leading importers of drugs into the country!
We really don't deserve the honour of having the second dirtiest beaches in Britain!
Don't Forget Your Toothbrush had us as a booby prize one week - 'nuff said. Oh, and it stinks of fish when the wind's a-blowing.
Kat, Grotty Grimsby
There's no place like home!
SEND IN A REVIEW OF YOUR TOWN!
TOP TEN PET HATES
- Take That
- Being woken up early
- Having no money
- People "borrowing" your CDs without asking
- Having to be in at 10.30 on Fridays
- Rain
- Rave music
- Teenyboppers
- Prejudiced people
- People who don't respect individuality
A Mancunian Called Eleanor
So, not too fond of yourself, then?
