The Mega-Zine Museum
July 11, 1994
TOP TEN SEXY MEN
- Dave Abbruzzese / Pearl Jam
- Jeff Ament / Pearl Jam
- Max Cavalers / Sepultura
- Danny / The Wildhearts
- Stone Gossard / Pearl Jam
- Andreas Kisser / Sepultura
- Mike McCready / Pearl Jam
- Layne Staley / Alice In Chains
- Eddie Vedder / Pearl Jam
- Tony Wright / Terrorvision
Danny's Nose Ring
Bit limited, no?
REPLY TO OPINIONATE EDD
What ARE you on about? A knighthood should be granted to those who have made an outstanding contribution to whatever field they may belong.
Anyway, how's Bobby Charlton supposed to make "a contribution to the world" when he's hardly in a position like the Pope or Nelson Mandela, for example?
No, I fear it is your letter that's ridiculous, not Bobby Charlton.
The French Philosopher, M16
Knighthoods are ridiculous!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Please can someone explain to me why Nick Abbot is not the most famous man in Britain right now?
His radio show on Virgin 1215 (Mon-Fri, 7-10pm) is the most funny and controversial since the magnificent Kenny Everett hung up his headphones.
Tune in to hear the best radio station and the Prime Minister of DJs!
Clint, London
You have been told!
MY TOP TEN FAVE PEOPLE AND THINGS
- Madonna
- Trebor Soft Fruits
- New Galaxy Caramel
- Bjork
- Black grapes
- Conchita Martinez
- Jana Novotna
- Pepsi Cola
- Corned beef pasties
- Terry's Chocolate Orange
The Beast Within, Swansea
So... basically choc!
WHAT ABOUT TOP TEN PET HATES?
TO ALL YOU LONG-HAIRED GORGEOUS BLOKES
I'm just writing to let you all know how much I adore you all - every one of you!
Your cute faces hidden under all those locks make me go weak at the knees.
Friends ask me what I see in you all, I just tell them all the gorgeous blokes have long hair - you stand out from the rest of the fellas on the planet!
Girl From The Ocean In Your Garden
All right, all right! Obsessed!
IS HAIR LENGTH ALL THAT IMPORTANT?
TOP FIVE BANDS SPELT WITH INITIALS
- RHCP
- GNR
- RATM
- FNM
- EYC (I think not!)
TOP FIVE BANDS SPELT NORMALLY
- Primus
- Sultans of Ping
- Terrorvision
- Suicidal Tendencies
- Therapy?
John, The Fisherman's Wife
We think you've gone insane!!