The Mega-Zine Museum
July 10, 1994
POPPY'S JEANS
You say she's gone, Johnny
You said she went
But keep on thinking of her
And the money you spent
You'd buy her anything
You paid her bills
But she gave you pain
Now you're popping pills
You say you'll forget and that's fine
So why are you still wearing her jeans?
Saturn (as a teenager)
Crikey, Johnny, get it together!
ARE POEMS MAKING A COMEBACK?
TOP TEN FILMS OF 93/94
- Four Weddings and a Funeral
- The Fugitive
- Aladdin
- Wayne's World 2
- Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
- The Pelican Brief
- The Firm
- Naked Gun 33 1/3
- Jurassic Park
- My Father The Hero
The Slender Babe and the Slick Chick
Aladdin?! What, are you KIDS???
CARTOONS ARE A GREAT LEVELLER...
THE POLITICAL PAGE
Even though the voters of monklands East have been foolhardy enough to return a Labour MP, the SNP have been the true victors, gaining a massive swing of support from Labour.
We are well on the road to becoming an independent nation at last.
And Johnny Major should have his tail between his legs after the Tories losing their deposit!
Alternative Andy
Hmmm - what does everyone else think?
TOP TEN EAST 17 SONGS
- Slow It Down
- Feel What U Can't See
- I Want It
- Gotta Do Something
- WestEnd Girls
- Deep
- It's All Right
- House of Love
- Around the World
- Gold
Billie Jean, In The Closet
Deep's my all time fave!
WHAT ABOUT THE TT v E17 DEBATE?
REPLY TO MR LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
Just to say massive thanks for informing us Kylie fans with a brilliant update on the world's most talented star!
To say I've been an extremely massive Kylie fan for the past several years would be an understatement!
Like all fans, I have my personal faves but for me, every song is perfection.
Her new stuff will really be the biz!
Sarah Burrows, Glos.
World's MOST talented star???
LOR LUMME! SHE'S STILL POPULAR?!
REPLY TO DA GIRL WIDDA MELONS
I find it odd that my existence scares you. Are you really that disturbed?
There's something wrong if all you care about is my Top Ten of Sheffield. If you're not sad and pointless, then why do you come across that way?
How about concerning yourself with something important - like raising your IQ above 75?!?
Little Wing Jim
Have a go at someone - on the telly!
