The Mega-Zine Museum
July 7, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Equal opportunities for women has always been a bad idea in my opinion.
A woman's purpose is to have babies and create a nice home for her man.
Society is in decline because too many women have got above themselves, taken men's jobs and upset nature's plan.
Expendable Youth
Totally expendable! It's a wind-up yes?
DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE THIS??
DEAR 'ZINE,
I'm sure everyone has seen the Flash advertisement where there are however many bugs and germs "and only one Audrey".
Audrey then replies: "...... Audrey, actually."
I've left a gap because I can't tell what she's saying. Do any of you lot have any ideas?
And no serious replies please!
Son of a Gun, The Aero Zeppelin
WOW. What scope for hilarious japes!!!
ONLY ISSUES OF MAJOR IMPORT HERE!
TRAIN JOURNEY REVIEW: PADDINGTON-DIDCOT
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I slept all the way home, but according to my friends we got into one argument with a bloke about homelessness, amused another bloke with our stupid talk and ended up lost.
Sleepy Person Who Likes To Sleep, In A Sleepy Town
Great review!
WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU, SLEEPY!
ALBUM REVIEW: MY SOUL IS WET by MUTHA'S DAY OUT
Now here's talent! Fine, talented youngsters making an excellent debut album. Their enthusiasm is unbelievable!
Banned from their "Bible lunatic" hometown, Batesville, for being too "rock n' roll", these guys are going to hit it big!
Watch out TT, get a sniff of this!
Slash's Honey, Not Your Average Girlie
Is that all it takes? Enthusiasm??!
WE CAN ALL BE MEGA-HUGE 'ZINE STARS!
ALBUM REVIEW: EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT, SO WHY CAN'T WE? by THE CRANBERRIES
This ain't bad. It's got some pretty cool tunes like Linger and How and Waltzing Back, but there are some duff ones, too, like Put Me Down and Pretty.
Are The Cranberries the next In Thing? Or are they wandering in the wilderness of their imagination? Don't know, but the album's got a good cover!
The Muso, This Beautiful Planet
EIGHT THINGS I DON'T NEED IN EXAMS
- Finding out Lee Sharpe's got a girlfriend
- Builders renovating our house
- A stinking cold
- World Cup fever
- Finding out Lee Sharpe's moved in with his girlfriend
- Friends who've already finished their exams
- Revision
- Exams
Highbury's Queen Gunner
Number eight says it all!
