The Mega-Zine Museum
July 4, 1994
TOP TEN TV PROGRAMMES YOU HATE TO SEE ON TV
- Paul Daniels Magic Show
- Blue Peter
- Tomorrow's World
- Little House on the Prairie
- Anything to do with D-Day
- Clowning Around
- Wipeout
- Joe 90
- Noddy
- Eldorado (remember that?)
Miss Couch Potato, In Front of the Box
Bring back Eldorado!
JOIN THE BRING BACK FLIPPER CLUB!
REPLY TO LITTLE WING JIM
Are you a dull beaver or what? The "Top Ten Things from Sheffield"? Ha! To think that someone like you exists is really scary!
The only good things ever to come out of Sheffield were knives and forks.
Okay, so write back now, telling me I'm a sad and pointless wench who's only happy when she's got something to moan about. I await...
Da Girl Widda Melons
So, people tell you that a lot, eh?
STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE!
TOP TEN BANDS FOR JULY
- S*M*A*S*H
- Bodycount
- XC-NN
- Bjork
- Elastica
- Pulp
- Cracker
- These Animal Men
- Cud
- The Wonderstuff
Claire The Ponderer, Les' Lunch Club
We all love Pulp here!!!
PUT YOUR LIPGLOSS ON AND LET'S TALK!
REPLY TO A CARL COX HARDCORE FAN
Well said, mate, I agree fully with all you say. It's about time hardcore ravers spoke up about the totally depressing rockers.
I wouldn't mind if they weren't so boring, going on about how their music is best.
I used to be a mad rocker but I woke up and saw the lasers, put some hardcore on my decks and started wearing colourful clothes and now my life's sorted!
The Cat Suit Queen
Yeah, yeah, respect to DJ Slip Matt...
CRIKEY! MY CAR ALARM'S GOING OFF!!!
TOP EIGHT SUMMER SAYINGS
- I wish it wasn't raining
- Ah, the sun at last
- I'm off for a tan
- Smeg, I'm burnt
- Too hot for me, where's the rain?
- Ah, the rain at last
- I wish it wasn't raining
- Weather's always changing - it's no wonder we catch cold!
Janick
So so true!
BUT WHAT A BRILL SUMMER SO FAR!
A KYLIE UPDATE
After signing a deal with Deconstruction records she began recording with the Pet Shop Boys, St Etienne, M People and Rapino Bros.
The LP is heavily influenced by the house scene of 90/91 and will be preceded by a single in July, possibly the Brothers In Rhythm-produced track Confide In Me.
Prepare for a great LP!
Mr Lucky Lucky Lucky, N London
Phew! We needed that!
