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June 23, 1994

TOP TEN ARMY OF LOVERS SONGS

  1. La Plage de Saint Tropez
  2. Crucified
  3. Isrealism
  4. Blood in the Chapel
  5. The Particle Song
  6. Obsession
  7. I Am
  8. We Stand United
  9. My Army of Lovers
  10. Heterosexuality

An Obsessive Fan, Brighton

Top band!

HELP! IT'S AN ARMY OF 'ZINESTERS!

 

REPLY TO EXHUMED McCARTHY

I'm glad that there is someone else out there with a brain.

Ole Exhumed has hit the nail on the head - Love Is All Around is a classic REM cover which Wet x3 can't possibly hope to equal.

I'll put my money on Exhumed to be the next PM. Let common sense and good taste, plus a good helping of REM, prevail!

Femme Fatale, Oddfellows Local

ABSOLUTELY!

 

DEAR ENGLAND,

If you're a dedicated 'Zine reader like me, you'll have noticed there's been an argument between the ravers and rockers about ARMY CLOTHING!

For God's sake mellow out! Life's too short to worry about these sorts of things, so just CALMERS!

If I call a rocker or raver sad, that's my problem (but not much of one)!

Why can't we all just live in harmony?

Flower Pot, Banbury

Peace. Going to Woodstock?

RAVERS, ROCKERS, RAMPAGING HIPPIES!

 

TO ALL TRENDIES AND RAVERS

If you think you wouldn't "stoop so low" as to look like metalheads, then why the heck are you wearing baby doll dresses, the "grunge" look and punk?

Crawl back to the sewer from whence you came.

WATCH OUT GOTHS, WE COULD BE NEXT. RUN FOR YOUR CRYPTS!

Lucretia and Alice, Solihull

Nah, don't think there's any danger...

DESIGNER YOUTH CULTURE - BIG BIZZ0!

 

TOP TEN VAN HALEN SONGS

  1. Dreams
  2. Jump
  3. Top of the World
  4. Love Walks In
  5. When It's Love
  6. Why Can't This Be Love?
  7. Runaround
  8. Panama
  9. Dance the Night Away
  10. Best of Both Worlds

Eddie's Plectrum, Standing on Top of the World

#2 should be #1!

WHERE'S OLD DIAMOND DAVE, THEN?

 

TOP TEN THINGS THAT MAKE MARK OWEN SEXY

  1. Smile
  2. Body (and dolphin tattoo!)
  3. Hair
  4. Eyes
  5. Teeth
  6. Lips
  7. Nose
  8. Nose earring
  9. Voice
  10. Laugh

Mark's Secret Girlfriend

Had to bung it in just for a laugh!

NOW IF IT HAD BEEN JASON ORANGE...