The Mega-Zine Museum
June 20, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Forgive me for being one strange Martian grapefruit, but I have come to think that money isn't such a smart idea.
The idea of rich and poor and inequality stopped being used ages ago on Flibly Flibly Lawnmower Land and now it's a really cool place.
So why not do the same here? Come on readers of the 'Zine - unite!
Mark's Best Friend
Good idea, WEIRD phrasiology...
ALIENS! IT'S ALL ON THE 'ZINE!
MY SUPERBAND
| VOCALS | Brett Anderson (Suede) |
| LEAD GUITAR | Kurt Cobain (Nirvana RIP) |
| RHYTHM GUITAR | Evan Dando (Lemonheads) |
| BASS GUITAR | Nic Dalton (Lemonheads) |
| DRUMS | Dave Grohl (Nirvana) |
| PIANO | Tori Amos |
| BACKING VOCALS | Juliana Hatfield, Tanya Donnelly |
Ceiling Fan, In My Spoon
Or My superBORE!
TOP TEN SONGS MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF
| 1 | Fresh Tendrills | Soundgarden |
| 2 | Porch | Pearl Jam |
| 3 | Sickman | Alice In Chains |
| 4 | Glorified G | Pearl Jam |
| 5 | 4th of July | Soundgarden |
| 6 | Outshined | Soundgarden |
| 7 | I Stay Away | Alice In Chains |
| 8 | Got Me Wrong | " |
| 9 | Brother | " |
| 10 | Rats | Pearl Jam |
The Stale Prince of Seattle
Don't flatter yourself
YEAH! PAUL KNOWS EVERYTHING p444
TOP TEN "NEW" (PRINCE) SONGS
- Papa
- Dolphin
- Endorphinemachine
- Loose
- Days of Wild
- Race
- Now
- Interactive
- Come
- The Ride
The Yellow Cloud, Paisley Park
Apparently, he LOVES Days of Wild
BUT WHEN WILL WE GET TO HEAR IT?
DEAR 'ZINE AND ALL YOU FANS!
Has anyone noticed lately that the only desperate people desiring pen pals at the moment are Take That fans?
Can it be that these "reply guaranteed" folks can't get any other friends and so call out across the nation begging for companionship, or is it just because they want to know if they're not the only sad cases who wet themselves every time the words Take and that are mentioned in any random...
A Deeply Cynical Girlie Named Scruff
Yeah, yeah - why are YOU reading it??!!
SOME PEOPLE DO GO ON, EH?
DEAR 'ZINE,
I'm writing to tell all of you depressed folk out there to cheer up! We've got our whole lives ahead of us!
We are young and we should make the most of it.
Smile, grin, laugh and be happy! Forget your worries, cheer up and live life to the full.
Loads and loads of love and kisses,
Dignity or Destiny?
You tell 'em, friend!
RIGHT YOU ARE! BUCK UP CAMPERS!
