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May 31, 1994

TOP TEN WORST NAMES

  1. Natasha
  2. Damon
  3. Andrew
  4. Lucinda
  5. Derek
  6. Roxanne
  7. Aidan
  8. Charles
  9. Vanessa
  10. Samuel

Two People With Cool Names, Mark & Gary

Gary's cooler than Roxanne??!

WAYNE - WHAT A ROMANTIC NAME!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

OK, the Wonderstuff have announced they're splitting up - well, we've got one thing to say:

WHY??????

Calling all REAL Wonderstuff fans to write in and voice their opinions on this tragic occurrence.

Come on Modern Idiot, get writing!

Two Disco Kings, Ten Trenches Deep

'Tis a sad day...

IS DISCO DEAD? DOES IT SUCK? NAAAH!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

Why do so many males out there say a woman's place is in the kitchen? It can be a guy's place as well.

I was in a shop where two blokes were talking like this and a woman came out from the back and gave her opinion as to what they were saying.

They said: "Get back into the kitchen where you belong!"

How unfair and sexist! Does anyone agree with me?

The Fresh Princess of Paignton

I'm sure we ALL do... right fellas?

STILL SO MANY BARRIERS TO BREAK DOWN

 

TOP TEN THEY SHOULDA BEEN HUGE BANDS

  1. Cheap Trick
  2. The Icicle Works
  3. The Church
  4. Dream Syndicate
  5. Hoodoo Gurus
  6. Dear Mr President
  7. Japan
  8. Boom Crash Opera
  9. Girl
  10. Lone Justice

Francis Lee's Blue Army, Manchester

A bit of Antipodean glory, there!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 'GURUS???

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

I agree, where has all the hate and controversy gone? Where are all the arguments and feuds that used to grace these pages?

Even the Take That/Metal argument is virtually dead. There must be some new disagreement somewhere in this evil, mistrusting, hateful world.

Come on - slag me off, you'll certainly get a good slagging back!

Failure Boy

Evil? Hateful? I only see sunflowers...

ARGUMENTS ARE COMING BACK BIGLY!!!

 

TOP TEN MADONNA SONGS

  1. Open Your Heart
  2. Rain
  3. Like A Prayer
  4. Deeper & Deeper
  5. Material Girl
  6. Rescue Me
  7. Gambler
  8. Thief Of Hearts
  9. True Blue
  10. Crazy For You

Connie, Where Life Begins

Yeah, if you like that sort of thing!

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE - AND THE 'ZINE