The Mega-Zine Museum
May 28, 1994
MY TOP TEN BRITISH BANDS
- Eat
- The Fall
- The Family Cat
- Blur
- Inspiral Carpets
- Senser
- Aphex Twin
- Cornershop
- Bivouac
- Baby Chaos
Ben, A Rejected Tesconian
Thank God you were rejected!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL GCSE POOR SOULS!
REVIEW: TRYING TO GET YOUR STUFF SCREENED ON THE 'ZINE
I'm writing to you to have a good old moan. My handful of letters to you have obviously been filed in the bin.
Why do you give the same people the chance to appear over and over. Is it because I'm devoted to Erasure, the best band ever, and not Take That?
I enjoy reading the 'Zine, but it's about time you gave us a chance.
Karen, Speaking Out
OK chance given, what do you wanna say?
IS THAT IT? WRITE IN AGAIN, KAZZA!
TOP TEN RELATIVELY UNKNOWN BANDS
- Paw
- Small 23
- Dig
- Morphine
- Meat Puppets
- Valve
- Scalp
- Cracker
- Sleeper
- Happy Town
The Drunken Butterfly
WHO?
MORE HAVE HEARD THAN YOU'D THINK!
ODE TO REEVES AND MORTIMER
Beauty vinegar ombudsman wheat
Yeast crab chaffing meat
Tart partridge advocat kestrel
Onion Lovejoy puce brown
Mick Hucknall... wait for it.... Kent
Smart egg-nog m m m m m m
Mrs Roberta Mortimer, On The Dock of The Bay
PS What's that on yer face?
More odes of this ilk!
SEND US YOUR BEST CRACKERS!
TOP TEN SONGS TO GET UP & DANCE TO
| 1 | Jump Around | House of Pain |
| 2 | Lithium | Nirvana |
| 3 | Insane In The Brain | Cypress Hill |
| 4 | Oblivion | Terrorvision |
| 5 | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana |
| 6 | Out of Space | The Prodigy |
| 7 | Mid-Life Crisis | Faith No More |
| 8 | On A Plain | Nirvana |
| 9 | Another Body Murdered | Faith No More/BYTribe |
| 10 | Call It What You Want | Credit To The Nation |
The Cat Woman, Ambition
What about Dancing Queen?
GIVE US THE BEST YOU'VE GOT, BOZOS!
THE CASE FOR ANIMAL TESTING
Why do people get so het up about the testing of medicines and cosmetics on animals?
The animals used (rats, rabbits etc) are VERMIN and are not in any danger of extinction.
The welfare of humans is far more important than that of dumb animals.
The Magic Weasel, Notts
If someONE's dumb, should we kill/eat?
HE'S ON A CONTROVERSY CRUSADE!
