The Mega-Zine Museum
May 17, 1994
ALBUM REVIEW: GOD SHUFFLED HIS FEET by THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES
From the excellent title track to Untitled, the writing skills of Brad Roberts do not falter. This album shows that the Dummies won't be one-hit-wonders. They're HERE TO STAY!
Songs, from the classic Mmm Mmm Mmm to the brilliant The Psychic and Afternoons & Coffeespoons, will stick in your mind for days.
Not to be missed.
Primal Chaos, The Abyss
Classic? CLASSIC??! Don't think so!
ALL DIFFERING TASTES RESPECTED HERE!
TOP TEN ALBUMS BY FEMALE ARTISTS
| 1 | Little Earthquakes | Tori Amos |
| 2 | When No One's Looking | Zu Zu's Petals |
| 3 | Live Through This | Hole |
| 4 | Fontanelle | Babes In Toyland |
| 5 | Bricks Are Heavy | L7 |
| 6 | Under The Pink | Tori Amos |
| 7 | Debut | Bjork |
| 8 | Hips And Makers | Kristin Hersch |
| 9 | Different Light | The Bangles |
| 10 | Filth By Association | Die Cheerleader |
Capt. Pearce, Richmond Engine Number 3
Hawkeye? Is that you?
TO ALL 'ZINESTERS - MAIL THAT SUCKER
A NEW DISEASE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
Cases found usually in teenage girls. Symptoms are usually a sad infatuation with a member of TT.
They dwell in a room covered in posters of aforementioned group and call themselves Mark or Robbie's "babe".
They claim they like TT for their music and talent alone, so we're looking for cases of lies and fantasy belief.
Cases have no personality, so are safe to approach.
Alternative Andy
So, are you saying BBI beat TT?
THE TEEN BATTLES RAGE ON THIS PAGE!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I know you've done all the Kurt stuff, but I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS...
How is it that when someone who wrote some brilliant songs that changed the lives of some people, someone who did something really important, dies, the media ignores it.
But when some racing driver dies, it goes crazy over him. What did he ever do? Drive cars very fast?!
Aphrodite's Daughter
Everyone has their own heroes...
WORSHIP THE 'ZINE 'COS, WELL WHY NOT
TOP TEN NUTTY FOLK
- Man With The Long Chin
- DIY "Kelly"
- Poppy
- Maggie Mayfae Doon Toon
- Mr Cheese
- Ranma ½
- Claire Malcomson
- Charline McNeil
- Debra
- Knucks
Cazzi Boom (p474) Stirling
You a fan of p470?
SNORT! IT REALLY DOES TAKE ALL TYPES
TOP TEN TRENDY SONGS
| 1 | Being Boring | PSB |
| 2 | Night Fever | The Bee Gees |
| 3 | Cowboys and Angels | George Michael |
| 4 | Summertime | DJ Jazzy Jeff etc |
| 5 | Joy | Soul II Soul |
| 6 | There's Nothing Like This | Omar |
| 7 | In The Night | PSB |
| 8 | Footsteps Following Me | Frances Nero |
| 9 | Rockon Rockall | Wolfe Tones |
| 10 | Sweet Harmony | The Beloved |
The Dying Rebel
Some too old to be trendy - surely!
COME ON YOU KNOW YOU LOVE US! WRITE!
