The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 1994
TOP TEN ALTERNATIVE HONIES
- Miles Hunt / The Wonderstuff
- Chris Isaak / Snoggable much!
- Keds / Senseless Things
- Loz Hardy / Kingmaker
- Fyfe Ewing / Therapy?
- Joe Roberts / Mignon
- Mark Hollis / Talk Talk
- Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails
- Michael Stipe / When he had hair!
- Jim Bob / Carter USM
Lady Marmalade, Sunny Brickhouse
Mark Hollis? Nah...
IT'S NOT SEXIST! IS NOT!
UNTITLED
Kool Bob B, there's a streetwise name
But Kool with a K, oh dear, so lame!
When you pull "birds" take them home on a bus
While mine go in my car a lot less fuss
So-called Big Man - bet you don't shave
Couldn't get in a youth club - forget the all-night rave!
"You sad loser" and "get a life" you wrote
At least I don't look and smell like a stoat!
Poem Boy
Give it all you've got PB!
WHERE'S POEM GIRL HIDING THESE DAYS?
TOP TEN THINGS I LOVE
- Free spirits and gloopy men
- Gary N.
- Friendship
- Peace
- Purple boots
- People being nice on the 'Zine
- The sun
- Stiltskin's Inside (Levi's ad)
- Aerosmith
- The White Line Warrior
A Tragic Smile
#1 - OF COURSE you do!!
REPLY TO KOOL BOB B
You jumped up hypocrite!
Get a life? You sad loser? These are terms used by those they best fit.
And "PULL BIRDS"? The only girls you could get are the ones stupid enough not to see through you.
Poem Boy is sweet and understanding, not just a face with a pathetic personality.
Poem, Boy's #1 Fan, Sun Country
Pull birds? A tad outdated...
IT'S HAVE A GO AT KOOL BOB B DAY!!
FAN CLUB REVIEW: BEAUTIFUL SOUTH
Just a short admiring letter to all involved in the Beautiful South.
I wrote to them asking for a signed photo expecting just a pre-fab "we're too big to talk to you" photo, but...
I was sent a personalised card and photo with all the band's signatures written on in biro! How's that for service from one of Britain's best but overlooked bands.
A English
Yup, that's pretty cool.
ALBUM REVIEW: Vs by PEARL JAM
Possibly the most underrated album of all time - and probably the best.
The range of diversity within Pearl Jam's second masterpiece is incredible, raging with a torrent of fury and seething with twisted emotion.
From fuming Animal to pumpingly funky Rats, Vs is utter brilliance. Buy it, it could change your life.
Voodoo Chile
Have you been reading Paul (444)?
