The Mega-Zine Museum
March 31, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Animal Lover's politics are so twisted they resemble Morrisey's lyrics. There is nothing so distasteful or hypocritical as vegetarians forcing their views down the throats of others.
How do you expect to educate people on vegetarianism if you make a point of insulting them?
Dave Hates Rave, Streets of Philadelphia
PS why do you wear leather shoes?
I think you make your point
THE 'ZINE - WHERE PASSION RULES
TOP TEN US TV PROGRAMMES
- The New Adventures of Superman
- Quantum Leap
- Roseanne
- Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
- Homicide, Life On The Streets
- Northern Exposure
- Beverly Hills 90210
- Different World
- LA Law
- Star Trek
Mad Girl, The Mental Asylum
So what about British shows?
TEASE US, PLEASE US!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why does a section of 'Zine readers jump like lemmings off the cliff of life, into the sea of irony that is the Fresh Prince of Luton et al?
Do people have to follow anyone? If they do, why follow people who I cannot believe are actually able to walk out of their homes to send their witterings due to the size of both ego and head?
Think for yourselves.
The French Philosopher, M16
Vive la difference!
LOVE IT OR HATE IT, WRITE IN!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Listen up all you sussed chicklets out there, we are being overrun by men.
Lord Blackadder, The Fresh Prince Of Luton, Horny the Hornet, and many more are manipulating us. We need to stand up for our rights.
Hands up all those who want to join us in this quest of overthrowing the stuck-up male "rulers" of this excellent Mega-zine.
Princess Jasmine, The Magic Carpet, Disneyworld.
You tell 'em sister!
PROBABLY THE BEST 'ZINE IN THE WORLD
DEAR 'ZINE,
I have to agree with the very intelligent Pop Kid from hyperspace, who obviously has outstanding taste!
Cypress Hill are the most refreshing and original rap group around. Unlike other lame rap groups, they aren't sexist, insulting women.
As a girl myself, I don't want to listen to some bloke slagging off women, but I enjoy rap music and these guys are good.
Kayt Freese, B-Real's Homegirl
Keep up the good rapping, boys
KEEP THOSE LETTERS COMING!
FANCY NAMES FOR JOBS
- Mobile Cleansing Operative - Road Sweeper
- Unwanted Materials Removal Specialist - Dustbin Man
- Merchandiser - Shelf Filler
- Transparent Wall Engineer - Window Cleaner
- Peripatetic Catering Assistant - Pizza Deliverer
The Reptile, Sheffield
What a verbal challenge!
ANY KIND OF NONESENSE - WE LOVE IT
