The Mega-Zine Museum
March 19, 1994
TEN REASONS TO LIVE
- Leanne - I might see her again
- Smashing Pumpkins - might top Disarm
- U2 - they might top Joshua Tree
- REM - keep on making records
- Elastica - might've made their best
- England - might win a Test series
- Tottenham - might win something
- Take That - might all die
- East 17 - may disappear
- Mega-zine - of course!
Your average, lovesick, good music-following teenager
LEANNE! He loves you!
TOP TEN SONG TITLES TO DESCRIBE 'ZINE
| 1 | Do I Have to Say the Words | Bryan Adams |
| 2 | Murder She Wrote | Chaka Demus & Pliers |
| 3 | Express | Dina Carroll |
| 4 | I Disagree | East 17 |
| 5 | Do What U Like | Take That |
| 6 | Shout | Louchie Lou & Michie One |
| 7 | Who Do You Think You Are? | St Etienne |
| 8 | More Than Words | Extreme |
| 9 | Mr Vain | Culture Beat |
| 10 | What's My Name? | Snoop Doggy Dogg |
Flower Power, Stoke-on-Trent
Does #9 refer to me??? Nah!
WANT TO HAVE A GO? WRITE TO ME!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
How dare the White Line Warrior slag off Queen and suggest they are anything short of utter brilliance?
A group which continues to sell millions of records in every country in the world and was responsible for the lyrical genius of Bohemian Rhapsody can and should not be insulted.
Please keep your childish comments to yourself.
A VERY Angry Queen Fan, Cambridge
Na na na nyah nyah! They're rubbish!!!
CONTROVERSY WILL MAKE YOU WRITE!
AN ODE TO THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
I love the Smashing Pumpkins
They are a Siamese Dream
Billy Corgan's no geek from USA
For he's a Sweet Sweet Cherub rock
I love the Smashing Pumpkins
James Iha's Such a Spaceboy
I've only got one thing to hummer
If you don't have the album, buy it today
Billy Corgan's Wife
Hmmm, free form!
ANYONE HAVE OWT INTERESTING TO SAY?
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm sure I'm not the only one who is sick and tired of teenyboppers, indie freaks etc constantly bickering about which type of music is the best.
They seem to forget that the best and most popular music in Europe is rave. People who say rave is dead are obviously not living in 1994, so take that, you nerds!
The Masked Raver, Hyperspace
PS Keep it hardcore!
So, you're DIFFERENT, are you?
DEAR WHITE LINE WARRIOR
I'm just writing about what I read in the Sun a few weeks ago. They totally slagged off Morrissey for what he said about "trendy" Prince Charles when he had an incident in Australia.
I'd just like to add Morrissey was only saying what I and three other million people were thinking! I say MORRISSEY FOR KING!
Mozza's Sideburns, Fife
What'd he say?!? What'd he say?!?
