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March 8, 1994

TOP TEN KYLIE MINOGUE SONGS

  1. Better the Devil You Know
  2. What Do I Have To Do
  3. The Word is Out
  4. Where in the World
  5. What Kind of Fool
  6. Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi
  7. Tell Tale Signs
  8. Step Back in Time
  9. Finger Feelings
  10. It's No Secret

Kylie's Biggest Fan, Portsmouth

Good ol' Kyles - the magic never dies!

 

IN REPLY TO EVERYONE

You poor blind fools. Pearl Jam, Take That, G N'R - they're all NOTHING. Everything withers beside the massive god-like brilliance of The Cure.

There are NO other bands. But it's not too late to buy Disintegration and see the light. Robert Smith's a genius.

The Cure cannot be categorised - nor can they be beaten.

The Exploding Boy

We all like them, except the Sports Ed!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

Is it still fashionable to like Suede?

I only ask because their latest single is a heap of pretentious, cliched drivel (much the same as their previous ones).

And they remain a bunch of conceited, pointless and utterly worthless poseurs.

The Acid-Tongued Critic

Ooo-er! Suede fans fight back!

WE'RE EASILY SWAYED BY FUNNY THINGS

 

TOP TEN MOST OVERRATED BANDS/ARTISTS

  1. Tori Amos
  2. Spin Doctors
  3. Pearl Jam
  4. Apache Indian
  5. kd lang
  6. Crowded House
  7. Cranberries
  8. Stereo MC's
  9. Elastica
  10. Culture Beat

Spider, Everywhere

Like, ah, Spider on The Living Soap??!?

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

Why do people keep taking the pith out of Take That? I'll tell you why - it's jealousy. Jealous of the looks, money & talent that surrounds TT.

Hey, I'm no fan of TT and fortunately I've got no inferiority complex about them which excludes me from those sad people envious of TT's attributes.

And I'm being scrumptious - erm - I mean serious. Stay warm.

Jim Monthly, The Weekly One

Good on you, Jim - say what you mean!

 

SINGLE REVIEW: CAFFEINE BOMB by THE WILDHEARTS

Feeling jaded? Wake up to a few blasts of Caffeine Bomb and the rest of the day will never be the same.

It's fast, furious and brilliant! Next up, the plucky little number Girlfriend Clothes will blow away any remaining cobwebs.

Just listen to the lyrics! Ginger's artwork on the sleeve is amazing, too!

Ginger's Plaster Cast, Herts

Enjoy yourself.