The Mega-Zine Museum
February 20, 1994
TOP TEN BIRDS TO ENTER NEIGHBOURS
- Jane
- Bronwyn
- Kerry
- Caroline
- Gemma
- Lucy
- Christina
- Melissa
- Annalise
- Beth
The Mystical One, South Lakes
BIRDS?! They are WOMEN, hear them roar!
GIG REVIEW: SUEDE at BLACKPOOL TOWER BALLROOM
From beginning to end Suede were fantastic. Blackpool Tower Ballroom was the perfect place for the intimate, low-key gig.
The highlight was So Young. Suede finished the gig with the dramatic new single Stay Together.
It was the best night of my life, with beautiful people making beautiful music.
Julie, Elswick, Nr Preston
BURLIMEY! Let's hope your life improves
TOP TEN SADDEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
- Top Ten contributors to the 'Zine
- Take That fans
- Pseudonym people
- Train spotters
- Stamp collectors
- The Tory Party
- Twin Peaks fans
- Sun readers
- The French
- Anti-royalists
A Decidedly Un-sad Salfordian Guy
O the irony of it all! So clever...
ALBUM REVIEW: TROUBLEGUM by THERAPY?
This is really excellent. Hard and heavy for moshers everywhere.
Every track is superb, 'specially Screamager and Nowhere, their current single. Do yourself a favour, buy this album. Then do your neighbours a favour and play it LOUD!
Marks out of five - six billion!
Rimerind, Ankh-Morpork
Think we get the idea - rubbish right?!
1994 POLL WINNERS SO FAR!
BEST BAND: Nirvana
BEST ALBUM: Envy by Eve's Plum
BEST SINGLE: Diminished Clothes by Salad
BEST LIVE BAND: Eve's Plum
BEST NEW BAND: Eve's Plum
BABE AWARD: Colleen in Eve's Plum
BEST TV PROGRAMME: The Day Today
BEST FILM: Wayne's World II
BIGGEST HYPE: Afghan wigs
OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: The 'Zine for being ace!
Sandcrawlers' Guitarist, Bargoed
Is Eve's Plum a female Adam's apple?
TO THE 25-YEAR-OLD FROM BIRMINGHAM
I bet you are really 13 years old and called Sharon. Face it, Take That are sad.
We are Grungers and we can understand the lyrics, which are more original than Take Pratts' who pap on about fires, babes and love.
GET A LIFE, CRADLE SNATCHER!
Mancunian Grungers with Decent Taste
The vitriol comes spewing forth!
SHOULD THE 'ZINE BAN TT FOR A WEEK??
