The Mega-Zine Museum
February 6, 1994
WHAT'S U2's SONG STAY FARAWAY SO CLOSE ALL ABOUT?
After studying this emotionally challenging song, I've come to a conclusion as to what it's about!
A battered wife with a guardian angel who has come to look after her. But alas, the angel runs out of time and while flying through the air, he splats to the ground and breaks his neck!
It's a brill song, anyway.
Bono's Red Guitar, Zooropa
Really? We'll take your word for it!
OUR TOP TEN ICE HOCKEY PLAYERS
- Russ Plant / Blackburn Hawks
- Elliott Andrews / Blackburn Hawks
- Mark Johnson / Blackburn Hawks
- Ari Pekka Mikkola / Blackburn Hawks
- Paul hannant / Blackburn Hawks
- Ian Hough / Blackburn Hawks
- Tom Diceman / Blackburn Hawks
- Wayne Dunn / Blackburn Hawks
- Mark Stokes / Blackburn Hawks
- Steve Moria / Blackburn Hawks
From two GUESS WHAT Blackburn Hawk supporters from GUESS WHERE Blackburn!
Yawn.
YO! 'ZINE FEATURES!!
This is a simple message to all those unsuspecting folks who bought GnR's latest album Spaghetti Incident.
One of the tracks was written by Charles Manson, a brutal murderer who committed disgusting crimes.
Every time the album's bought, Manson receives yet more money. Is this the way we should really treat murderers? I think not.
The Kid, Manchester
The Kid's got a conscience! LISTEN UP!!
TOP FIVE 20th CENTURY ICONS
- Alistair Crowley
- Sid Vicious
- Geoff Boycott
- Sara Gilbert (Darlene in Roseanne)
- Bob Mortimer
TOP FIVE 20th CENTURY PRATS
- Adolf Hitler
- Bono
- David Speedie
- Anyone who likes Suede
- Cilla Black
Leah Hersig, Boleskine House
What about MLK? Indeed, what about ME?!
SINGLE REVIEW: LINE-UP by ELASTICA
After the brilliant Stutter, this just as stunning second single comes out.
It's worth buying this if only for the hilarious bonus track Vaseline. Justine Frischmann's vocals fit well with the Suede-like guitars & cheerful melodies.
Drummer Justin Welch's peculiar retching sounds ALMOST ruin it for me, but the song's so good, I don't care!
20-Headed Monster, Brighton
Ah come on, the retching MAKES the song
TOP TEN MONTY PYTHON SKETCHES
- Raymond Luxury Yacht Interview
- Working Class Playwright
- Lumberjack Song
- Communist Quiz
- Mosquito Hunters
- Ministry of Silly Walks
- RAF BANTER
- Election Night Special
- Argument Clinic
- Dead Parrot
THE "Trix" and Tessa Hate Club, Back From The Wilderness
Only if THEY do them, not your mates!!!
