The Mega-Zine Museum
February 1, 1994
TO THE ONE WHO WRITES THE INTENDEDLY FUNNY COMMENTS BELOW THE WHITE LINE
Listen up. I know who you are. I know your plan. You hope by writing "funny" comments you are taking a short cut to self-fulfilment and ultimate happiness.
This can only be truly achieved by being an Aerosmith fan, 24hr meditation and eating spaghetti.
You are... John Major!!! Ha! I've discovered your identity.
Keanu Reeves' sister, Essex
I love it when you massage my ego!
SCORN ME, ABUSE ME, THE ZINE MASTER
TOP TEN FOOTBALL MANAGERS
- Alex "The Great" Ferguson / Man Utd
- Terry "Bad Luck" Yorath / Ex-Wales
- Glen "goal-less" Hoddle / Chelsea
- Ossie "nice cap" Ardiles / Spurs
- George "the bore" Graham / Arsenal
- Jack "the lad" Charlton / Rep Ireland
- Ron "disappointment" Atkinson / A Villa
- Kevin "the next England boss" / Keegan Newcastle
- Graham "****" Taylor / ???
- Ryan "the real god" Giggs / Not a manager but I had to put him in
Giggsy's goddess, Surrey
Terry Venables puts them all to shame
DEPECHE MODE - LIVE REVIEW
Shrouded behind curtains, the band's entrance was dramatic and atmospheric.
Throughout, DM's performance was faultless. Video screens were well used to enhance the songs and their impact.
David's singing was excellent and we also saw the introduction of Alan on drums and two gospel singers.
They played I Feel You, Personal Jesus and Behind the Wheel - and they stripped!
DM Fan
Here at Zine we've a soft spot for DM
TEN SEXY MALE VOCALISTS
- Clint Mansell / Pop Will Eat Itself
- Damon Albain / Blur
- Tim Burgess / Charlatans
- Mark Gardener / Ride
- James Atkin / EMF
- Mike Edwards / Jesus Jones
- Kurt Cobain / Nirvana
- Evan Dando / Lemonheads
- Mark Chadwick / Levellers
- Andy Sturmer / Jellyfish
Cracked casette case
And not a single TT member in sight
