The Mega-Zine Museum
January 26, 1994
HOW TO SPOT A TT FAN
- Squeaky, giggly voice
- T-shirt with 'I lurve Mark' or 'Robbie's the best' in very big letters
- Terminal lack of personality
- Badly applied make-up (we're soooo mature)
- Would fight to the death to defend their taste in music (lot like HM fans)
From a very bored person who only wants to cause trouble
Does it take one to know one?
Dear Mega-zine,
How dare you call the GN'R fan from Brum and the MILLIONS of other GN'R fans WORLDWIDE ignorant. Get a life!
Maybe GN'R fill stadiums because they are one of the best bands alive, they kick ass and they care about their fans.
Listen to Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin and other rock'n'roll classics to discover what you missed out over your miserable life.
'a toy in the attic' Ireland
Each to their own
A 'WHAT NO MUSIC' LITERARY TOP TEN
- Conjure Wife / Fritz Leiber
- Foucault's Pendulum / Umberto Eco
- Dune / Frank Herbert
- The Pheonix Guards / Stephen Brust
- Lord of the Rings / JR Tolkien
- The Different Engine / Gibson and Sterling
- Flashman at the Charge / G Fraser
- Illuminatus! / Shea and Wilson
- The Drudane Trilogy / Jack Vance
- East of Ealing / Robert Rankin
There will be more....
Wilbur, Innsmouth
My, aren't we brainy?
PREDICTIONS FOR 1994
- Sean Penn and Madonna will have a baby and go on the Oprah show
- REM will go hip hop
- Five Star will be big again
- Bjork will turn out to be a man
- Megazine will be 10 pages long (do I hear an amen?!)
Manchild, Nottingham
Amen to number five!!
