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January 4, 1994

WORLD'S WORST MISTAKES (IN NO ORDER)

  1. World Wars I and II
  2. Believing the hype about U2
  3. Taking the Bible seriously
  4. Making the atom bomb
  5. Zooropa
  6. Saying Bros, NKOTB & TT would last

BEST THINGS ABOUT THE WORLD

  1. REM gigs
  2. Manic Street Preachers
  3. The 'Zine... can't think of any more

Manic Street Priestess, Tredegar

 

SEVEN NAFFEST TAPES IN MY COLLECTION

  1. Big Fun - Big Fun
  2. Bros - Push
  3. New Kids - Hangin' Tough
  4. Jason Donovan - Ten Good Reasons
  5. Jive Bunny - The Album
  6. Kylie - Kylie Minogue
  7. Carter USM - 30 Something (I can't believe I actually thought they had talent)

Jane Says, The Classic Girl

Blimey, we'd almost forgotten Big Fun!

 

ALBUM REVIEW: LETHAL INJECTION by ICE CUBE

This starts off with some white dude getting shot by Dr Ice Cube at the hospital. It then launches into four phat tracks before we get the 11-minute cover of George Clinton's "One Nation".

Several tracks on the album are in the mood of "It Was A Good Day" (Cube's biggest hit), but the ruff stuff is still there with cuts like "Cave Bitch" and the new 12", "Really Dope".

Big Man Tate, the Hood

We cater for all music tastes here...

 

Dear Mega-zine,

I read that they're going to release a a Mr Blobby album. What's the point?

It'll only flop because trying to spread the joke over a whole album will be going too far. The single is terrible anyway.

Vic Reeves and The Simpsons are among the many who have released novelty singles and then a novelty album that flopped. Don't people ever learn?

AC, 24 toasters from Scunthorpe

Vic's album was hardly a flop, was it?

 

THE TYPE OF PERSON I DISLIKE

NUMBER ONE:

The people who think they are witty just because they've added NOT at the end of a sentence.

For instance: "Yes, Mr Blobby's song is really good."... NOT!

There have been several examples of this on 'Zine. If I catch anyone doing it in 1994, I'll be very displeased.

The Adjudicator, Stockport

We agree with every word... N-O-T!

 

TOP TEN BEATLES SONGS

  1. Revolution
  2. Strawberry Fields Forever
  3. Yesterday
  4. Girl
  5. In My Life
  6. Paperback Writer
  7. Nowhere Man
  8. Norwegian Wood
  9. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
  10. Let It Be

Lennon's Granny Glasses

You've missed out some stonkers there