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December 22, 1993

ALBUM REVIEW: BLACK SUNDAY by Cypress Hill

If you're into weird raps sung by dudes with strange voices, then this album will really chill you out.

"Insane In The Brain" is a classic, and it was closely followed by "Hits From The Bong".

I would thoroughly recommend this album (even if the odd song is a bit dull), but don't play it to your folks!

The Satin Lard Beast, Cleck

No Xmas stocking should be without it!

 

Dear Mega-zine,

After watching Stand By Me and My Own Private Idaho, I think River Phoenix should definitely be remembered for his superb acting talent.

I don't give a damn how he lived his life or how he died (tragic though it was). All his films made me laugh, cry, melancholic and happy. But most (like Private Idaho) made me think about life personally.

Joy, no address

And so say all of us...

 

TOP 10 GREATEST CONCERTS I'VE SEEN

  1. Madonna - The Girlie Show ('93)
  2. Madonna - Blonde Ambition ('90)
  3. Madonna - Who's That Girl ('87)
  4. Shakespeare's Sister ('92)
  5. Dina Carroll ('93)
  6. Belinda Carlisle ('90)
  7. kd lang ('92)
  8. Lisa Stansfield ('92)
  9. Lenny Kravitz ('93)
  10. T'Pau ('87)

Madonna's biggest fan, Swansea

Mr Blobby Live would change all that!

 

Dear Mega-zine,

OK, it's trendy to like indie bands - SO WHAT! And it's trendy to knock Take That - SO WHAT! Have any of you ever seen TT in concert? No, I thought not.

Despite what you all think, they can sing live - and dance while doing so. Unlike weird bands who walk about wailing, TT give pure entertainment. Don't knock 'em until you've seen 'em!

A 25-year-old who doesn't think anyone in TT is going to marry her

She's "not a teeny bopper" either!

 

TEN REASONS WHY I HATE SUNDAYS

  1. It's Monday the next day
  2. There's nothing on the telly
  3. There's nothing on the radio
  4. Nowhere is open
  5. It's always cold
  6. Next door's kids wake you up at 8am!
  7. Lovejoy's not the same anymore
  8. Your hair always needs a wash
  9. You've got no excuse for not clearing out the goldfish
  10. They're just SO boring!

Sundayhater, Sundayhaterland

The Boomtown Rats got it wrong then!