The Mega-Zine Museum

December 19, 1993

Dear Mega-zine,

Madonna is criticised repeatedly for one reason - she's run out of talent. Once she made good records without all of the blatant sexuality that she now needs to gain attention.

As for Bryan Adams trying to repeat the success of "Everything I Do". Of course he is. There isn't anyone in the business who doesn't want to reach No 1 - even Bryan.

I Do It For Bryan Adams, Some Other Place

That was in reply to Manchild's rant

TOP 10 BANDS OF '93

1. Suede
2. Nirvana
3. Blur
4. Therapy?
5. Radiohead
6. The Breeders
7. Pulp
8. Salad
9. The Manics
10. Elastica

Dolly, Suedeland

BEST SONGS OF 1993 (IN NO ORDER)

The Apache English Girl

Hey dude, you missed out Mr Blobby!

ALBUM REVIEW: GIANT STEPS by THE BOO RADLEYS

The Boo's third album may be a touch limp-wristed for some indie-heads and it does need a second listen for the hooks really to attack.

Sice's soft vocals are almost lost in glorious walls of guitar and trumpet that hurricane up from nowhere on tracks like "Upon 9th And Fairchild".

Style and influence confused, but a brilliant 64 minutes.

The Keeper of the Heart-shaped Box

Second paragraph - lyrical or what!

NINE REASONS WHY I LOVE AXL ROSE

1. He has millions of fans worldwide
2. He has a brilliant voice
3. He dances very well
4. He makes money out of brill music
5. He's a kilt-wearing individual
6. He IS talented
7. He's got a hard attitude 'cos people like you keep slagging him off
8. "November Rain" is the most beautiful song ever written
9. He's absolutely gorgeous

Axl's pierced nipple

You LOVE him because of No 4?

Dear Mega-zine,

I would like to point out that Take That, E17, Eternal and 2 Unlimited etc are not BANDS. Bands play instruments.

Real bands like Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Megadeth, Metallica etc would be insulted to be categorised with these other "groups".

Bon Jovi will always rule - even if teenyboppers of the world may not think so.

Warchild, Rock City

Come on y'all - defend poor TT & Co!

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