The Mega-Zine Museum

December 10, 1993

TOP 10 COMEDIANS AND ENTERTAINERS

1. Charlie Chuck
2. Jack Dee
3. Dave Allen
4. Chubby Brown
5. Phil Cool
6. Rob Newman
7. Harry Enfield
8. Rory Bremner
9. Ben Elton
10. Billy Connolly

Kurt Vedder, West of the Fields

What? No Ken Dodd!

LIVE REVIEW CROWDED HOUSE at the PORTSMOUTH GUILDHALL

I'm back! They started off with Kare Kare and all the classics followed, though my favourites were "Black And White Boy" and "Sister Madly".

These guys really know the meaning of audience participation. And, to top it all, I met Nick (bassist) who let us sit and watch the sound check!

Best day of my life. Check them out!

Tammy Baker, Kare Kare

Good to hear from you again, Tammy!

TOP 10 HOUSEMARTINS SONGS

1. Build
2. Sheep
3. Hopelessly Devoted To Them
4. Get Up Off Our Knees
5. People Who Grinned Themselves to Death
6. Me And The Farmer
7. I Bit My Lip
8. We're Not Deep
9. Happy Hour
10. Flag Day

Dave (no sad pseudonym for me), Hull

At least pseudonyms are interesting!

Dear Mega-zine,

We are disgusted, shocked, outraged and appalled at the chaps who call themselves Take That.

Surely this promotes theft. A youngster confronted by a valuable item is encouraged to "take that" - thus reducing himself to a life of crime.

We suggest that they change their name to "Excuse me sir, but may we borrow that with the promise of its return".

Two Trees, The Wood

How's that!

TEN SONGS WITH A BEAUTY BEYOND BELIEF

The Velvet Queen of Maudlin Street

You wanna chill out to Mr Blobby!

Dear Mega-zine,

This is in response to that arrogant Dirty Harry who wrote about River Phoenix last week.

Just because something is legal/illegal does not mean that it is right/wrong. Saving a fox is illegal, hunting lots of animals is legal.

It is unfair to judge River for making one tragic, fatal mistake.

Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House

Now, can we let River rest in peace?

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