The Mega-Zine Museum
November 30, 1993
TEN COMPLETELY BLATANT LIES
- John Major isn't a twerp
- Take That can sing
- Dannii has style
- East 17 are good looking
- Madonna is a virgin
- Michael Jackson isn't
- Jason D is more exciting than a dead haddock
- Heavy metal & TT fans aren't alike
- Gazza is sexy
- Mega-zine is better than Buzz
Bored person who wants to cause trouble
A cheap shot! Get a life!
DEAR 'ZINE,
To the Aphrodite of Doncaster.
I would just like to congratulate you on your No 1 choice of person with whom you'd like to share a desert island.
You obviously realise, just like me, that Jon Bon Jovi is the most scrummy person alive.
At least there's three people alive with some sense. (You, me, and Jon.)
Jon Bon Jovi's Tight Leather Trousers
Keep the faith in your bed of roses!
MY ALL-TIME TOP TEN
| 1 | My Generation | The Who |
| 2 | I Am The Resurrection | Stone Roses |
| 3 | Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now | The Smiths |
| 4 | Town Called Malice | The Jam |
| 5 | What's Going On? | Marvin Gaye |
| 6 | Louie, Louie | The Kingsmen |
| 7 | Elephant Stone | Stone Roses |
| 8 | This Charming Man | The Smiths |
| 9 | Theme From Shaft | Isaac Hayes |
| 10 | I'll Keep On Holding On | The Action |
Billy Cinemon, Music Heaven.
Surely, Mr Blobby is better..?
TEN NEAT PUNK BANDS
- The Slits
- The Raincoats
- Echo And The Bunnymen
- The Ruts
- Angelic Upstarts
- Dead Kennedys
- Crass
- The Fall
- Public Image Limited
- John Cooper Clarke
Jacob Mouse
But what about the great Generation X?
TOP TEN CUTE FURRY CREATURES
- Mr Blobby
- Frank The Tortoise
- Gordon The Gopher
- Zig and Zag
- Garfield
- Elmo (Sesame Street)
- Kermit The Frog
- Roland Rat
- Sylvester The Cat
- Fozzie Bear
Leigh Rowley, Swindon.
Yes! Yes! But what about Bagpuss?
TEN MOST UGLY AND WIMPISH BLOKES
- Dieter Brummer
- Matt Doran
- All of Bad Boys Inc.
- All of World's Apart
- All of NKOTB
- Mark Owen (stick man)
- Mr C
- Tug (Home And Away)
- Dexter Fletcher
- David Charvet
Mrs Robbie Williams, Wigan
I'm sure your "hubby" won't like no'6!
