The Mega-Zine Museum

July 4, 1993

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY HEAVY METAL IS A VERY POOR JOKE (TAKE NOTE, ICABOD!)

1. People with long hair at the back and short at the front
2. "Moshing"
3. Pathetic song titles like Mandatory Suicide and Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter
4. People who wear tight trousers with matchstick legs and wear their shirts open showing their scrawny chests
5. People like Chris Needham who think metal makes them hard (ha! ha! ha!)

Mathieu, St Albans

DON'T YOU JUST HATE...

1. Girls who blub endlessly about how they love Take That
2. Racism and sexism
3. Could It Be Magic by Take That
4. The way Take That appear endlessly everywhere
5. Take That

The Fresh Prince of Luton

TOP TEN HOBBIES

1. Listening to music
2. Playing my guitar/keyboard
3. Writing
4. Partying
5. Good-looking girls
6. Summer/holidays/weekends
7. Rapping
8. Having a good time/going out
9. Reading the Generator pages
10. Watching videos

The Fresh Prince of Luton

ALBUM REVIEW - GOLD AGAINST THE SOUL BY THE MANIC STREET PREACHERS

If you ignore the propaganda spouted by the street machine and listen to this album with an open mind, you won't be too disappointed.

Admittedly, this isn't as instantly breathtaking as the amazing Generation Terrorists, but it isn't half bad!

The Manics have taken a decidedly refreshing new direction in a number of these songs.

The strongest song is certainly the current single From Despair To Where.

If you've got the notion to buy some music and you're not sure what to get, why not try this? It comes in a limited edition numbered gold CD (I own copy 03569) and it's got some brilliant tracks (Yourself, Sleepflower)!

Regards, Stew Ion, Between Yutton Keynell and Corsham

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